- I am 30. I can freely admit that because I think age is nothing but a number. It's all about how you feel. Some mornings, I am 80.
- My birthday is September 11th. I can't say that without getting some sort of reaction from whoever is asking.
- I have a daughter who is 5, two pugs who are 7 and 6, and a rabbit who is 8. My joke is: I always wanted 3 kids, but I ended up with fur! If you didn't chuckle, read it again :)
- I'm married. It's not ideal. I always said I would never get married. I should have listened to my younger self.
- My favorite joke is: "Two muffins are in an oven. The first turns to the second and says "Gee it's hot in here." The second turns to the first and says "Oh shit! A talking muffin!"
- I always have Twizzlers to munch on when I go to the movies. I bite off both ends and use them as a straw to drink with.
- I like decorating cakes. It's so much fun!
- I could be a spokesperson for Chevy. I love my Equinox!
- I hate spiders and snakes. Ew.
- I love the beach! I have to use sunscreen like crazy but I love it.
- I haven't been on a swing since I pinched my finger on a chain as a teen.
- I love the Muppets! I am trying to get my daughter addicted as well :)
- I like things super-organized. I plan everything down to the minute detail and always have back-up plans.
- I'm addicted to Pinterest.
- Twitter as well.
- I am adopted. My Mother has Multiple Sclerosis and was unable to care for 2 of her 4 children. I have a total of 12 siblings. They are never in the same place at once. No matter what the occasion, there is always someone missing.
- My Mom and my Mother were friends. My Mother respected the fact that another woman was raising her children. The fact that she was able to befriend my Mom speaks volumes to her character and the woman she truly was.
- My Mother passed away in February 2000. I remember it like it was yesterday.
- It breaks my heart that my Mother never got to meet my daughter. She is my Mother's first grandchild and probably the only blood-related.
- If I don't get enough caffeine in a day, the migraines come a-callin.
- Don't sneeze on me. Besides spreading germs, I can't handle boogers. Vomit, poop, whatever.. No sneezing.
- My husband was not the first person to propose to me.
- I collect pens and stuffed animals. I have an insane amount of both.
- Chocolate chip pancakes always cheer me up.
- I no longer refer to someone as my "best friend" because the last time I did, the girl turned into a batshit crazy psychopath. I now have "Besties".
- I like my steak medium rare.
- I consider myself pessimistically optomistic. I see great things in my future, but I also see me having a rough time getting there.
- I wanted to be a veterinarian when I was growing up... until I got to HS Biology. Now I just want to help animals. I can't do what they do!
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