- Wake Up. Check to see if Mini is still asleep or awake doing bad things.
- Potty (Yup, I'm human!)
- Breakfast. Today was Cheerios and milk. No bananas :(
- Check phone. Answer emails, texts and voicemails.
- Wake Mini up. It may be summer but I'm tired of late nights.
- Argue with Mini about whether she should have breakfast or not.
- Give into Mini's request to skip breakfast. The fighting is giving me a headache anyways and it's almost lunch time at this point.
- Turn on Nick Jr.
- Lunch time! Peanut butter and jelly. Yum!
- Conversate with Mini at the lunch table.
- Demand she eat her crust and stop wasting bread.
- Continue eating as Mini pouts, but reluctantly finishes upon promise of a cupcake.
- Give Mini a cupcake.
- Clean frosting off Mini's thighs. Yup that happened.
- Head upstairs so I can possibly get some work done.
- Turn on tv to a music station.
- Put together some toys so Mini can play with them. One is a Polly Pocket car with a hot tub in the back.
- Turn on computer.
- Dust as computer loads.
- Sign onto computer.
- Break up fight between the two dogs over a piece of dust (seriously!)
- Dump water on myself as I try to fix car door on the toy I just assembled for Mini.
- Ask Mini what happened. "It's a tub Mommy. I filled it with water."
- Dump the rest of the water on Mini. Not my finest hour of parenting, but we both got a laugh out of it at least.
- Set up fan to blow into the room. It's hot in the den!
- Break up second tiff between the dogs over a toy that's not even theirs.
- Send dogs to different couches to lay down.
- Potty time again. (TMI I know, but this is funny..)
- Discover Mini used toilet water.
- Realize I threw toilet water onto my child earlier.
- Ask Mini "You used toilet water?" "Yes. It was just sitting there." Well played, child.
- Discuss a snack with Mini. She wants Twizzlers. Fine whatever. Have them.
- Check Twitter. Apparently, Jason Kidd is coming to the NY Knicks.
- Call husband and spoil his sports radio commute home by telling him the breaking news. (HA!)
- Tell Mini to put her markers back in the bin. There is no need to hide them all over the den.
- Read Mini a story.
- Take call from husband who is on his way home. Dinner is pizza. Everything else is frozen.
- Discuss Mini using foot bath later.
- Discuss Mini actually taking a shower. No, she wants to go to sleep dirty. *SHUDDER* I guess tomorrow I throw her in the tub first thing and change her sheets.
- Dinner time. Pizza is here.
- Go through mail and daily paper.
- Take rabbit out of cage and brush him.
- Choke on rabbit hair.
- Make two new rabbits with all the hair I just brushed off the rabbit. Seriously, he's shedding like crazy!
- VERY carefully remove clothes covered in hair.
- Shower time.
- Sit down at computer.
- Check Facebook.
- Check other social networks.
- Clean out Mini's ears.
- Go to Blogger site.
- Turn on music.
- Attempt to do daily blog post.
- Discuss Mini using my foot spa.
- Tell husband to set her up in her chair.
- Check Twitter. METS WIN!!! YAY!!!
- Tweet about the Mets win over Philly.
- Text pics of Mini's room painted to sister and friends.
- Attempt #2 to do daily blog post.
- Shake my head as nightly tests are flooding in. Everyone checking in and seeing what's up for the weekend. Wait, what day is it?? Answer all texts.
- Attempt #3 to do post.
- Type title and what the post is about.
- Say good night to Mini and make sure dogs are downstairs.
- Start typing out post.
- Drink root beer float husband has brought as a peace offering (it's ALWAYS a peace offering!)
- Finally finish blog post.
- I will be heading to bed soon, hopefully uneventfully. I will brush my teeth, swipe my face with witch hazel, lotion up my feet, check the humidifier, check on Mini, then hopefully fall asleep before I start to think about the weekend.
Guess it was a slow day today :)
SO. How was YOUR day?
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